Unique Like Everyone Else

I'm Jack, 18, from England. I blog funny and beautiful stuff (obviously including my face xoxox)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via moriarty)

magnezone:

rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked 

(via inactiveblogger)

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(via asian)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via holly-berries)

unconvenience:

plot twist: your crush likes you too

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

(via precumming)

weedjoke420:

tfw ur text does not get answered

doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

(via shewasateenagezombiee)

I don’t know why I stay up this late when I full well know that most of my feels come late at night :/

omg mom its called party rocking you don’t understand

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