Unique Like Everyone Else

I'm Jack, 18, from England. I blog funny and beautiful stuff (obviously including my face xoxox)


how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

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I like how everyone just forgets that a movie about spy guinea pigs existed


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you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

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what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body


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people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other

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I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.
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im going to make a class of 2035 facebook page for proprietary reasons


American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

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what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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